I’m Jesse Monthly Blogger, bringing you blog posts every month, but I’m always too cool and never wanna write really short blogs because I love detailed huge stuff with impressive amounts of research, unlike that B. A. Baker kid who just writes lame rambles with not enough detail. I’ll never write a short blog post because I’m beneath that.

I think this was posted a little bit early.
It was posted at precisely the correct time
Waaaaahhhhhhhh I don’t even write blogposts
Write some!