Look!
It’s an old photo of John Malkovich that makes him look really smoking.
I have never considered John Malkovich in my pantheon of hunky male dreamboat actors, but when I look at him, it turns out that he ended up being relatively hunky in his early years after all, if this photo is any evidence.
If you look at him, you’ll undoubtedly agree with me in almost every way. I can feel your soul through the internet.
Is it something about the combination of black-and-white and a suit, or was he actually just a good-looking dude back thirty-plus years ago? It’s hard to tell. But what I do know is this guy right here looks like he’s about to star in a neo-noir film about a dystopian future where the world is controlled by alien invaders who are mining the planet for precious resources, but John’s just a private eye trying to make it through the week on booze and cigarettes.
Also, he kinda looks like Ben Stiller. Weird.
