I’ll defend Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets to the end of my days, which isn’t hard because nobody actually saw the movie
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orange man bad
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(Header image taken from the Mother 3 Fan Handbook) Maaaaaan… Remember when Nintendo didn’t release Mother 3 in the U.S.? Like, remember when they didn’t
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In Summer 2012, I was at church camp for a few days, and Bulbears came along with it.
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The Nice Guys is one of my all-time favorite movies. As of this writing, I’ve seen the movie ten times, and it’s #9 in my
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Today is my birthday, so I’m gonna talk about Pacific Rim. I want to reflect on a movie that is so dear to me that
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I’m not really sure why I was excited for Crystal Pepsi. It was some nonsense gimmick product, a fake health product released in a time
(Rewatch Too Many Cooks before reading, it’s still great)
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Get prepared for a rant in this one.
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It’s 10/25, so I’m legally obligated to post about Homestuck, sadly. However, that means I can use this obligation as an opportunity to discuss the